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MISSED! Tote

Description: 'Mist' - Over printed with MISSED!

Tags: assassination attempt, democrat, donald trump, election, joe biden
I LOVE BEAR PITS Tote

Description: I LOVE BEAR PITS (Not That Kinda Bear, not that Kinda Pit) Hot Hairy Men with Hot Sweaty Armpits! YES!!!

Tags: bears, fetish, gay, gay bear, gay pride
MY OWNER BEATS ME Tote

Description: MY OWNER BEATS ME

Tags: cock, college, college humor, cum, dick
Judy Judy Judy Tote

Description: Just for Karl!!

Tags: dog
A Goldfish in a Septic Tank Tote

Description: Dad Joke: A Goldfish in a Septic tank isn't Swimming, It's just going through the Motions

Tags: comedy, dad joke, facts, fecal matter, feces
Cum Fingers Tote

Description: They call me "Cum Fingers"

Tags: college, cum, dick, dirty, fetish
SOLD OUT Tote

Description: YES YOU CAN ACTUALLY ORDER the "Sold Out" Design

Tags: concert, event, graduation, job, movie
Don't Bully Me - I'll Cum Tote

Description: Don't Bully Me - I'll Cum The conversation starter!

Tags: bdsm, cum, dominant, dont bully me, dont bully me ill cum
ARREST ME! Tote

Description: Do You or Someone you know Deserve this Shirt?

Tags: arrest me, cop, cops, drinking, drunk
FET'S LUCK Tote

Description: You Didn't read that right

Tags: adult, fuck me, funny, humor, lets fuck
Pits over Tits - (Bears version) Tote

Description: Bears Specific - I prefer Pits over Tits

Tags: bdsmlife, bear, fetish, gay, gay bear
Camping Weekend got Two in Tents! Tote

Description: Camping can be REAL Fun! - Sometimes can get a little intense.. Sometimes get Two In Tents!

Tags: adventure, camping humor, camping lover, campsite humor, funny camping
Pits over Tits Tote

Description: "I prefer Pits over Tits"

Tags: alpha male, armpit fetish, boyfriend, fetish, gay
Cum Tote

Description: Cum - Part of a collection of four : Beer, Spit, Piss & Cum

Tags: cum rag, cum whore, fetish, kinkpigs, pigs

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LUBE Tote

Description: Just a simple Lube logo to get 'em in the mood :)

Tags: fuck, vintage, engine, mechanic, hot rod
Just the tip Tote

Description: Sex or Waiter - Sometimes it's all you want!

Tags: just the tip i promise, bartender, tip, bartender funny, waiters
WARNING - MY SENSE OF HUMOR MIGHT HURT YOUR FEELINGS! Tote

Description: WARNING - MY SENSE OF HUMOR MIGHT HURT YOUR FEELINGS! Some people should come with a Warning Label :)

Tags: happy, my sense of humor, feelings, life, funny
She's not Pregnant - Don't ask when it's due?! Tote

Description: Have a laugh at her expense - whether she IS pregnant or whether she's just put on a few pounds!

Tags: bad dad, bun in the oven, dad, daddy, disneyland
You Buy Dinner & The Sex is Free! Tote

Description: Great arrangement - "You Buy Dinner & The Sex is Free! "

Tags: alcohol, funny, horny, pizza lover, pizza
Let me Smell your Dick Tote

Description: The Scent of Man Musk

Tags: gayboy, aroma, gaybar, musky, uncut cock
I May Break Your Bed... But Won't Break Your Heart! Tote

Description: True Romance with a Promise of a Good Time!

Tags: threeway, bar, valentines day, boyfriend, valentine
Smell my Dick Tote

Description: Tell Them & Get Exactly What you Want!

Tags: men, sexual, sub, gay, smell my dick
Ruin Christmas Dinner - Eww Gross! Tote

Description: Ruin Christmas Dinner with the family! Scare of Potential Dates at the bar! Or Just let 'em think!

Tags: true crime, halloween, frat party, college humor, foodie
ABDL - OK ! Tote

Description: ABDL - OK!

Tags: diaper lover, adult baby diaper lover, daddys boy, diaper, adult baby
I Pee my Pants Tote

Description: Whether you have a drunk friend who pees themselves or jut want to show off? Please let us know that you pee your pants with this bright & bold admission :)

Tags: pissboy, gaypiss, chav, i pissed myself, pissing
You Owe Me a Drink! (dark on light) Tote

Description: Get FREE Drinks while you're out with your mates! "If I Catch You Reading This You Owe Me a Drink!" Bar games / Drinking Games / College Fun!

Tags: pub, frat boy, alcohol, free drinks, drinking
You Owe Me a Drink! (light on dark) Tote

Description: Get FREE Drinks while you're out with your mates! "If I Catch You Reading This You Owe Me a Drink!" Bar games / Drinking Games / College Fun!

Tags: drinking games, frat, you owe me a drink, bar, beer
Hairy Pits Tote

Description: Advertise your strengths or what you seek...? Hairy Pits P.S. A note from us, If you shave your armpits - PLEASE STOP! :)

Tags: hairy armpits, fetish, hairy pits, hairy guys, gay
RANK PIG Tote

Description: You know what you are - you know what you want - Rank Pig

Tags: dirty, kinky, gay, stinky, rank pig
If You Were a Cookie Tote

Description: If You Were a Cookie You'd be a Whoreo

Tags: college, cookie, man whore, hooker, whore
BEN DOVER Tote

Description: A Classic Original Ben Dover premium quality product If you Get it - You get it! ... and they probably will Bend Over for You! Good Luck Guys! Happy Hunting :)

Tags: sex, pun, butt, graduation, dorm
ALL THIS AND A HUGE COCK (Light BG) Tote

Description: You've already got what it takes.. tell 'em! (you lucky bastard!) lol

Tags: dick, hot guys, nice cock, adult, big dick
ALL THIS AND A TIGHT ASS (dark BG) Tote

Description: Believe me! - They'll checkout your ass as you walk past :) Well I would for sure!!

Tags: man, dat ass, sexy, hot, all this
ALL THIS AND A TIGHT ASS Tote

Description: Believe me! - They'll checkout your ass as you walk past :) Well I would for sure!!

Tags: feel good, hot guy, hot girl, attention seeker, confident
ALL THIS AND A HUGE COCK Tote

Description: So we're pretty confident your face is hot - Tell 'em what you're packing! Good Luck Guys getting what ya' want!

Tags: drinking, alpha male, well hung, dick, date night
IS IT IN YET? Tote

Description: 'Nuff Said! Is it In Yet?

Tags: funny quote, humor, offensive, funny saying, love

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