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Description: Dark Humor, Van was Cool, Candy Sucked!

Description: Inspired by 35 year old movies and required Halloween styling

Description: Let'em know what you go (or what you're looking for!) Great Cock!

Description: Show-off your WS enjoyment 'lil pup!

Description: 'Mist' - Over printed with MISSED!

Description: I LOVE BEAR PITS (Not That Kinda Bear, not that Kinda Pit) Hot Hairy Men with Hot Sweaty Armpits! YES!!!

Description: MY OWNER BEATS ME

Description: Just for Karl!!

Description: I'm not fucking stupid. I mean, I used to. But we broke up.

Description: Dad Joke: A Goldfish in a Septic tank isn't Swimming, It's just going through the Motions

Description: They call me "Cum Fingers"

Description: YES YOU CAN ACTUALLY ORDER the "Sold Out" Design

Description: Available as TWO SIDED T-Shirt ONLY Front says: TRY ME Back says: TRIED & TESTED (w/ Cum on Finger Smiley)

Description: Double Sided t-Shirt - Front: TRY ME Back: TRIED & TESTED (w/ Cum on Finger)

Description: My Mind is in the Gutter and My Balls are down Here

Description: Don't Bully Me - I'll Cum The conversation starter!

Description: Do You or Someone you know Deserve this Shirt?

Description: You Didn't read that right

Description: Bears Specific - I prefer Pits over Tits

Description: Camping can be REAL Fun! - Sometimes can get a little intense.. Sometimes get Two In Tents!

Description: "I prefer Pits over Tits"

Description: Beer - Part of a collection of four : Beer, Spit, Piss & Cum

Description: Piss - Part of a collection of four : Beer, Spit, Piss & Cum

Description: Cum - Part of a collection of four : Beer, Spit, Piss & Cum

Description: Just a simple Lube logo to get 'em in the mood :)

Description: Sex or Waiter - Sometimes it's all you want!

Description: WARNING - MY SENSE OF HUMOR MIGHT HURT YOUR FEELINGS! Some people should come with a Warning Label :)

Description: Have a laugh at her expense - whether she IS pregnant or whether she's just put on a few pounds!

Description: Great arrangement - "You Buy Dinner & The Sex is Free! "

Description: The Scent of Man Musk

Description: True Romance with a Promise of a Good Time!

Description: Tell Them & Get Exactly What you Want!

Description: Ruin Christmas Dinner with the family! Scare of Potential Dates at the bar! Or Just let 'em think!

Description: ABDL - OK!

Description: Whether you have a drunk friend who pees themselves or jut want to show off? Please let us know that you pee your pants with this bright & bold admission :)

Description: Get FREE Drinks while you're out with your mates! "If I Catch You Reading This You Owe Me a Drink!" Bar games / Drinking Games / College Fun!